little red's coming for you

drinkwithmegrantaire:

Charles Clymer is my favorite twitter person. (x)


zamii070:

i wanted to draw a cute ship ;0; !

zamii070:

i wanted to draw a cute ship ;0; !

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blastortoise:

bank: your account is at -$5000….

me: |-5000|

me: :)

bank: sorry for wasting your time sir, you have a nice day.


vaporware-femme:

rosebays:

HELLO HERE IS A CHROME EXTENSION THAT COMPLETELY REMOVES MUSIC PLAYERS OR STOP THEM FROM AUTOPLAYING

hey i know i have a lot of ASD friends for whom autoplay is a really awful thing so here is a really nice option, stay safe friends




cool-eggs asked: "youve found me out. i am /the/ meme loving fuck. it is me"

and you said it was me. smh

posted 19 hours ago

i got tagged in a thing o BOY

carcinogenetisist tagged me

1.) Always post the rules. 2.) Answer the questions that the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones. 3.) Tag 11 people and link them to this post. 4.) Actually tell them you’ve tagged them.

carcinogenetisist’s questions

1. How are you?

pretty ok

2. If you had to eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be?

well definately not flaming hot cheetos no matter how much i love them (makes me feel like gross after)

but i guess chicken bisquits yum yum

3. If you were stranded on an island and could choose three people to have with you who would they be?

dom natasha and natalia :)

4. What do you like the most about your best friend?

that they can make conversation so things wont get awks because im shit at convo

5. What’s the stupidest thing you’ve done?

made an embarrassment of myself on tumbler.meme at like 6 am because im ass garbage

6. When was the last time you went on a date?

like 3 months ago when i first started going out with the bae

7. If you like someone, what are they like? (or if u dont: What type of person do you like?)

my bae is cute and cool but also an ass and i love him

8. Which parent do you like more?

well i only have a dad so i guess my dad, even though he isnt home a majority of the time

9. If you could choose anywhere in the world to live, regardless of money, where would it be?

france or italy omg

10. Do you have a song with lots of memories connected to it? (and what song is it?)

probably not lots of memories but i know a few songs that remind of an ex so i dont listen to them

11. If you could choose one thing to make a law, what would it be?

tampons and pads should be available and free AT LEAST at sexual health clinics or whatever, like condoms

my questions

  1. how was your day
  2. favorite animal???
  3. if you could be any person for a day, who???
  4. would you switch genders for a day if you could?
  5. what age do you think people should be having sex?
  6. best pet you ever had?
  7. best food ever?
  8. did you like your 1st relationship or nah?
  9. cats or dogs?
  10. do you cosplay? if so, which are you most proud of?

so i tag cool-eggs, shesearchesforherloki, and frogworksmajyyks cause yeah. anyone else can tag themselves if they feel like it

posted 19 hours ago

cool-eggs asked: "how the fuck would you have guessed that i literally just rambled into an askbox what even"

either i can see past anons or i know no one else who types like you. you meme

posted 19 hours ago

optimisticantpile asked: "i eat meth everyday"

i knew it

posted 19 hours ago

3pithimia asked: "Have you ever watched Daria? What about gravity falls?"

no ive been meaning to watch daria but every time i say that it never happens

and does it count if i read dipper goes to taco bell

posted 19 hours ago

soenneos asked: "i thought you were christian rn"

*wears 500 tank tops and beanies*

*horse noises*

posted 19 hours ago with 1 note

Anonymous asked: "hey fuck face <3"

oH

posted 19 hours ago

optimisticantpile asked: "hearts do not breath thats the lungs job"

shit thats too deep im gonna need to get out 

posted 19 hours ago

Anonymous asked: "hello i am an anon here to send you an ask hello"

is this justin

posted 19 hours ago